Showing posts with label Earnestine. Show all posts
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Tuesday, February 25, 2014

The continuity of ducks and the uncanniness of chickens




"Twenty-three years ago I fed these identical ducks with these identical sandwiches [...] How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks."
          —Lord Peter Wimsey in Dorothy Sayers’ Gaudy Night

This past weekend was absurdly pleasant and spring-like, even for the DC area. Earnestine and I did our best to take advantage of it with long walks on which we admired blossoming snow-drops and crocuses (me) and sniffed every single patch of monkey-grass exposed by the melted snow (her).



On Sunday morning we took a walk around the neighborhood and hesitated near an entrance to the creek path, considering whether or not to loop home through the park.

As we paused, a noise that I have never heard before—and hope never to hear again—came rising up from somewhere behind the houses across the street. It was not quite braying, not quite moaning: an ascending, wavering cry that echoed out again and again over the landscape.

Earnestine and I exchanged startled looks. Was it the howl of a maddened were-goat? The cry of a ghost donkey? My best guess—having once seen suburban hens in another yard in this area—was that it was the mutant crowing of some kind of chicken, possibly one possessed by a demon.

We didn’t stay to speculate or explore. As one, we turned and trotted back the way we came, leaving the creek path—and its fell, fowl guardians—alone.




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Monday, February 10, 2014

Lump Day Once Again





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Monday, December 2, 2013

Lump Day arrives again






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Thursday, November 28, 2013

Seven Science-y Topics for the Thanksgiving Table



Running out of conversation starters for the holiday? These subjects will keep the whole group engaged:

1. The U.S. National Dog Show

[this breed ("schnerrier") not recognized by the American Kennel club]

A great all-around topic for dog lovers (favorite breeds; favorite fur-styles; “I love it when the Afghan hounds/Komondors run!”) and a good springboard for discussions on artificial selection.


2. Turkeys


Of course. More opportunities to discuss artificial selection, tryptophan
, wild turkeys taking over (sub)urban areas, and why we’re eating such a basically boring food (there is no good reason).


3. The science of food


I’m more of a zoology/ecology-focused conversationalist myself, but there’s a lot of ground to cover here, from the pH of cranberries and how heavy cream whips to new research into how we process taste (though I’m a bit skeptical of the interpretations of some of the studies).


4. Local bird sightings


This gives the birders a chance to talk about migratory ducks and the first juncos of the year and gives the non-birders an opportunity to drink more.


5. Why everything related to biology-and/of-queerness is problematic and fraught

If you have an LGBT gathering, you can spend a good 45 minutes—at least—rehashing the topic of homosexuality and heterosexuality as social constructs and why dolphin sex lives (as fun as they are to discuss) can never be the final word on human identity politics.


6. Thankfulness


Probably I should be grateful more often and regularly, but one a year is a start, right? Among the many wonderful things on your list, consider adding primary producers, corrective lenses, wildlife refuges, and pollinators.


7. The myriad sexual systems of marine invertebrates


Because it’s always the right time to talk about barnacle endowment, sex-changing snails, and parasitic males.


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Monday, November 18, 2013

Fall Dog series (4)









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Monday, November 11, 2013

Fall Dog series (3)







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Monday, November 4, 2013

Fall Dog series (2)









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Monday, October 28, 2013

For Lump Day: Fall Dog series (I)









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Monday, September 30, 2013

Not-so-wild Wildlife: Lump Day




In honor of Monday—er, Lump Day—I have photos of not only my own dog enjoying her hard-earned slumber but an enormous labradoodle I spotted in the café area of a bookstore, snoozing happily under what I believe is a comforter.


Here’s hoping we can all enjoy a few moments of similar relaxation this week.






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Monday, September 2, 2013

A Break from Labor



This Labor Day I hope you can learn from the examples of the following animals who know how to enjoy some time to themselves.















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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Vacation Photos



















Some people like landscapes, or pictures of themselves, or of those they’ve visited.


I prefer photos of toadstools,

Or simply toads:

























[Seen in Angola, Indiana]



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Monday, June 3, 2013

More Merostomate Moments



From our horseshoe-crab weekend:

1. Not-so-wild-life meets wild-life:




2. Robin documents the return to the sea of a horseshoe crab we rescued (by turning it right-side up):



(there it goes:)







3. I rise before dawn to take photos of the sea, surf, and horseshoe-crab flotsam of the beach:



....And that's all I've got for you. It is Monday, after all.


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Thursday, May 30, 2013

Time and Tides




[Do you break in your brand-new shoes by soaking them in seawater twice in one day because you misjudged the waves? Me too!]

This past Memorial Day weekend marked the second year that the Limulus Gang—Annie, six of our friends, and I—traveled to Lewes, DE for a weekend of lounging, beach-combing, and spying on mating horseshoe crabs. Because Annie and I also brought along our new(ish) dog, Earnestine, who has some anxiety issues around people who aren’t us, our peaceful weekend was regularly punctuated by panicked barking directed at friends she had only met 17 or 20 times (sorry, guys).



Nevertheless, it was a pleasant and fruitful trip, and the weekend luckily coincided with the full moon—the time of highest high tides—and thus the optimal situation for horseshoe crabs to feel romantic.



As you—as everyone—should already know, each year in late spring horseshoe crabs come ashore with the evening high tides to mate: males clasp onto females, who burrow into the damp sand and release their eggs, which are then fertilized by the clasping male and, potentially, by “satellite males” that cluster around the mating pair. Delaware Bay hosts the largest concentration of these ancient-looking arthropods, and it just so happens that their peak spawning occurs near Memorial Day.



Friday was cold and blustery and full of rain, but Saturday night was clear and calm: the perfect weather for arthropod voyeurism.

Last year (our first year as marine peeping Toms) we had seen a decent number of horseshoe crabs dotting the beach. This year, they were everywhere. And, while last year some of them shied away from our flashlights, this year they were too taken with the thrill of their moment(s) of intimacy to pay us any attention.



They were present en masse, with some areas of the sand carpeted with huge groups of lustful invertebrates. In fact, it was rare to see a mating pair without a retinue of satellite hangers-on—and the arthropods were so intent upon their orgiastic activities that separate mating groups would sometimes plow into one another.





I took a good number of photos (say, 100 or so) of the animals while my fellow Limulus Gang members obligingly trained flashlights on the seething mass of mating merostomates—but we weren’t only oglers: we had a higher purpose.

Often horseshoe crabs coming to shore will be flipped over by the waves, and if they’re unable to right themselves, they’re doomed to be abandoned by the tides and left to die a desiccated death.



Like the heroes of old, we stepped in, turning over the struggling creatures to let them mate again another day. We even developed a streamlined technique for tilting them by their carapace (avoiding their fragile tails!) so that they sensed the movement and were able to smoothly finish the job themselves—thus giving them a sense of agency as well as a new lease on life.



The rest of the weekend was spent in typical beach-house fashion: eating potato salad and hot dogs, drinking, watching Barbarella, discussing the possible religious beliefs of dinosaurs’ intelligent descendants had the asteroid not hit, etc.

For me, though, there was a certain melancholy element to the weekend, even amidst the revelry. For one thing, vacation time always passes twice as quickly as normal time, so even as you enjoy it you know just how fleeting it is.



For another, one of the gang will be moving to Massachusetts this fall, and the knowledge of that move cast a shadow on the proceedings, a reminder that all things change. They have to, of course, and much as we’ll miss her, we’ll wish her the best, and hope to have her join us next year at the beach. But… it won’t be the same. What will?

That’s why I’m especially grateful that we were able to witness and document this ritual of renewal under the full moon, reminding us of what persists even as it alters. And as summer’s swelter gives way to fall, and the dark nights of winter, and the fresh sap of spring, I’ll be able to remember the part we played in the ritual, rescuing its participants so that they could return for another year, and another year, and another after that.




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Monday, May 13, 2013

It's That Day Again...




...Lump Day!



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Tuesday, May 7, 2013

Flauna



(Term coined by Annie.)

Can you spot both the animal and vegetable content of each of these photos? (I admit, the level of difficulty varies between them…)




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Monday, March 18, 2013

Lump Day Strikes Again







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Monday, February 18, 2013

In Honor of Lump Day






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Monday, February 11, 2013

Not-So-Wild(?) Wildlife: Four Stages of Schnerrier Lounging











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