These photos don't really tell a story, although they do continue to illustrate the adage "Animals don't pose." Note how seals are able to seal (if you will) their nostrils shut while swimming, a talent I envy a great deal (especially when I'm swimming in the ocean and get a couple ounces of salt water up my nose).
What animal talents do you most envy?
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